Vegans Make Valentine’s Fun Last Longer
PETA US’ “Last Longer” ad left TV execs speechless and won’t be appearing during this week’s Super Bowl, but with Valentine’s Day around the corner, it’s providing a timely reminder that meat and milk make you sleepy, not sexy, and that vegans are more virile.
The consumption of animal products has long been linked to artery blockages that cause inadequate functioning not only of a man’s heart but also of all his other vital organs, whereas foods high in fibre, including fruits, vegetables and whole grains, scrub the plaque off the arterial walls and get blood flowing to the parts a man needs it flowing to, improving his love life and bringing satisfaction to someone else.
Viagra may help men last one night per pill, but a vegan diet has benefits throughout their lives, which are usually longer than those of meat-eaters, since the leading cause of premature death among men in the UK – heart disease – is preventable and, in some cases, reversible simply by adopting a plant-based diet.
So, go on, prepare to unleash your inner animal in the bedroom this Valentine’s Day. Order your free vegan starter kit for recipes, tips and much more!