Video: What? This Motel is Banning Vegans?
For Immediate Release:
14 February 2019
Jennifer White +44 (0) 20 7837 6327, ext 222; [email protected]
VIDEO: WHAT? THIS MOTEL IS BANNING VEGANS?
PETA US Valentine’s Day ‘Documentary’ Reveals That All That ‘Rabbit Food’ Is Making People Do It – Well, Like Rabbits
London – To help ensure that people have the most romantic Valentine’s Day yet, PETA US has released a new mock documentary video involving a fictional motel that’s been forced to ban vegans – because of their marathon sex sessions.
A series of “investigative interviews” reveals that the motel manager is fed up with all the moaning, the local maintenance person can’t repair the broken beds fast enough, and a former guest says, “Last Valentine’s Day, my wife and I stayed there. There was a vegan couple in the next room, and they were just going at it for hours. Well, the next morning, she had left … she needed more. Tell her I love her and I ordered a salad today.”
“The key to a powerhouse performance in the bedroom can be the plants that you put on your plate, which are natural aphrodisiacs,” says PETA Director Elisa Allen. “The cheeky video points out that when it comes to sexual stamina, vegans come out ahead.”
The cholesterol in meat, eggs, and dairy foods contributes to hardening of the arteries and can slow the flow of blood to all the body’s organs – not just the heart. Going vegan has been conclusively linked to a lower risk of suffering from heart disease, strokes, diabetes, obesity, and several types of cancer.
PETA’s motto reads, in part, that “animals are not ours to eat”. For more information, please visit PETA.org.uk.